I Got You Some Jumper Cables Christmas Ornament

Turn holiday chaos into comedy with this “I Got You Some Jumper Cables Since You Like to Start Shit” ornament. Handcrafted on a round wood base, it features layered 3D jumper cables with red-and-black accents, engraved lettering around the edge, a small tree detail, and a jute hanger with plaid bow and wood beads.

The mix of crisp laser engraving and dimensional pieces gives it that polished, handcrafted look that stands out on any tree. Perfect as a funny friend gift, coworker gag, white-elephant winner, or stocking stuffer for the one who always “starts it.”