Many Have Eaten Here Few Have Died Engraved Acacia Cutting Board

Add a dash of humor to your cooking space with this engraved acacia wood cutting board! Perfect for home cooks who don’t take themselves too seriously, this funny kitchen gift is equal parts functional and hilarious.

Crafted from solid, durable acacia wood, this board is ideal for slicing, serving, or simply making your guests laugh. Whether it’s a housewarming gift, Mother’s Day gift, or a kitchen warming surprise for a friend, this laser engraved cutting board is sure to be a conversation starter. This sarcastic cutting board makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves to cook... or at least tries.

Each board is crafted from premium, durable acacia wood—known for its rich tones and natural grain variation—making every piece truly one of a kind.

Care Instructions:
We recommend handwashing only with warm, mild soapy water. Avoid soaking your board or placing it in the dishwasher, as excess moisture can cause the wood to warp. After each wash, dry it thoroughly with a towel and let it air dry completely. To maintain the wood's smoothness and prevent cracking, oil your cutting board regularly with food-safe mineral oil or a specialized wood conditioner.